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"I'm a huge fan of your work."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'

Bank Machine Canvas

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Amateurs."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Happy thoughts

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."