Art Lover In Denial Gifts

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Loan Alley

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Fall of Gnome

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Origin of Creationism

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Decaying corpse

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Golden bubbles

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Give me your sick...

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"With great power comes great reward."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"It's his dream job ... "

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

Seals - Pick your own.

Murderous Chef

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc