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Private View.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Klimt Kiss Phones

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

They were mysteriously drawn together

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Framed Lady

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"He gets easily abstracted."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'