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A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cactus seats.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Origami Society...

"Say hello to my little friend."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'