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Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Dead Funny

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Mythical Family of Four.

The Thinker?

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat