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'Sit!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

J. M. W. Turner

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'Blast it's raining!'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

Deadpan Delivery.

Fly Mimes.

Shark Bomb

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

"I didn’t know you could play."

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Saxophonist