Surprise Artist Appreciator Pillows

'Sit!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

J. M. W. Turner

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

Road sign with a dinosaur.

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"Frankly, I never liked it. It makes you look like Salvador Dali."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'Blast it's raining!'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

Deadpan Delivery.

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

Fly Mimes.

"Don't worry dear, accidents happen. Besides, thanks to you and your feather duster, I've just sold it to a collector for twice the original asking price."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"I didn’t know you could play."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Shark Bomb

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"You have the right to remain silent. . ."