Surprise Sculptor T-Shirts

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Artistic license.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Child making ice sculpture.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Sit!'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'Show off!'

Monk Parrot.

Shark Bomb

Topiary Portraits

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

Garden Art

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Topiary chair.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'It's a cement mixer.'

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"