Surprise Sculptor Gifts

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Artistic license.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Child making ice sculpture.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Cow's Surprise Party.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'Sit!'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'Show off!'

Topiary Portraits

Monk Parrot.

Shark Bomb

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

Garden Art

Topiary chair.

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend