Surprise Architect Gifts

Cow's Surprise Party.

'This isn't a surprise party. It's an intervention. Quit throwing surprise parties!'

Birthday Surprise

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Handyman's Special'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'They were all out of roses.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Snow Bridge.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Tragedy and Material

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Comedy Rule

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Shark Bomb

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Future site of the aquarium.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Inflated Biography

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to put him down. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings."