Adventurous Architect Gifts

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Shoot For The Moon

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Handyman's Special'

Luggage Mom

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Snow Bridge.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Fight or flight?"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dominoes

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'