Adventurous_artist Gifts

"I don't know why you are always complaining. I, on the other hand, have come up with a ton of cartoons!"

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Jackson Pollock Studio

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

"Gesundheit."

'What's on the other side?...'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.