Audacious Artist Gifts

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'I wish I was creative'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

"Gesundheit."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Colours

The Eclectic Chair

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."