Artistic Achiever Gifts

'I wish I was creative'

Close... but no Degas.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Lord Byron

The world's most unemployable family

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I thought I could dance...'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Physicist in restaurant.

'Dauber Micawber'

The Death of Pierrot

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"Crayons again?"

Claude Debussy

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'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'