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'I wish I was creative'

Close... but no Degas.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Lord Byron

The world's most unemployable family

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Great money scenes!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'Dauber Micawber'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

'I thought I could dance...'

"Crayons again?"

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Physicist in restaurant.

The Death of Pierrot

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

Claude Debussy