Achievement Artist Gifts

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Win - win

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'I wish I was creative'

First Prize!

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Physicist in restaurant.

'Well, we made it.'

Office Task Map

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Employee of the Month - male.

Champion.

"We have some architects in our colony."