Achievement Ace Gifts

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

Win - win

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"We've invented a new word!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

First Prize!

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

High Five

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Keep it simple

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."