Ambitious Aqua Artist Gifts

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Guide fish.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Fish Farm.

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

How Lawyers Evolved.

Pearl Fishers

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I'm a Pisces.'