Ambitious Aqua Artist Pillows

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Guide fish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Shark Chum

"I thought it was deeper here."

Fish Farm.

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Pearl Fishers

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'I'm a Pisces.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The ocean is no place for a star.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

The dream works when the team works!