Aquatic Painter Gifts

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Civilized Salmon

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Action shot portrait.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Rainbow violin surfers

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

The dream works when the team works!

'Say, this is interesting.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Clown fish ... '

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Goldfish

Annual sportknitting Derby

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Diver disguised as a fish

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

Fly fishing

'Foreign exchange student.'

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."