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'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Civilized Salmon

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Action shot portrait.

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

Rainbow violin surfers

The dream works when the team works!

'Say, this is interesting.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'Clown fish ... '

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Goldfish

Annual sportknitting Derby

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Diver disguised as a fish

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

'Foreign exchange student.'

Fly fishing

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.