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"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Pavement Artist

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Stork doing weight training.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

Rainbow violin surfers

'Say, this is interesting.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Diver disguised as a fish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Goldfish

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'