Underwater Illustrator Gifts

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Pavement Artist

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Stork doing weight training.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Rainbow violin surfers

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Diver disguised as a fish

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

'Frankly, you look more dumb than cool, and you can't even light the darn thing!'

Fish R Stupi. Alright, who ticked off the snail?

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.