Aqua Artist Gifts

The dream works when the team works!

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Swimming Prankster

Civilized Salmon

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I thought it was deeper here."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Pearl Fishers

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The ocean is no place for a star.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

'Clown fish ... '

Pet fish flooding the house.

Goldfish

It's that heavy breathing again.

Divers Lap Pool

Diver disguised as a fish

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

Complaints: 'Yes?'