Aqua Architect Gifts

Pet fish flooding the house.

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Fish Food

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The dream works when the team works!

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'Show off!'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'