Aquarium Architect Gifts

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'As the housing inspector, I'm telling you to install a smoke detector.'

'All right, that's it! Sylvia, tell the kids their saltwater aquarium has to go!'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?"

"Ha-ha. Good one, Hank!"

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

Feral Goldfish.

'Maybe now you'll quit complaining we never go anywhere!'

Goldfish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"