Aquarium Architect Gifts

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'As the housing inspector, I'm telling you to install a smoke detector.'

'All right, that's it! Sylvia, tell the kids their saltwater aquarium has to go!'

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"Honey, it was really sweet of you to invite the Wilsons over, but didn't it occur to you that they might not be saltwater fish?"

"Ha-ha. Good one, Hank!"

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

'You spoil that hamster...'

Feral Goldfish.

'Maybe now you'll quit complaining we never go anywhere!'

Goldfish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.