Aquarium Artist Gifts

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.'

'Clown fish ... '

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'