Aquarium Humorist Gifts

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

"Leave the shaker."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.