Aquarist Humor Gifts

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a Pisces.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'