Aquarist Humor Lover Gifts

Your goldfish seems happier than he did before you changed his water, Axel. How can you tell, Al? His tears are no longer black.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Acme Coffee Co.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'