Aquarist Humor Lover Mugs

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'