Aquatic Humorists Gifts

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Hey! Not fair!'

"Which do you believe more accurately describes the real you, … your 'Greatness' or your 'Whiteness'?"

Acme Coffee Co.

Worm hiding behind hook.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Yeah, it's a nice thought. But how were you planning on lighting that candle?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'