Aquarium Humorists Gifts

Peeping Tom Fish

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'