Aquarium Humorists Mugs

Peeping Tom Fish

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

A Classic Goldfish Game.