Aquatic Life Humorists Mugs

They're mostly harmless

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Acme Coffee Co.

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'I'm a Pisces.'