Aquatic Humor Aficionados Mugs

'Traitor! I hate you!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.