Aquarium Humorist Pillows

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

"Leave the shaker."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'