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'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

'I wish I was creative'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

Drinking Companions

Fish tank filled with sardines.

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"This place could use a moat!"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'