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'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'So what have you been up to?'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"This place could use a moat!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Drinking Companions

Taking goldfish for a walk.