Aquarium Artist Mugs

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.'

'Clown fish ... '

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"Lap fish..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Just water for me, please."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'So what have you been up to?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

One of a kind.

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"