Aquarium Curator Gifts

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

To the Aquarium

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

Planeterrium.

Peeping Tom Fish

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

A Preschool of Fish

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'