Aquarium Curator Gifts

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

To the Aquarium

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

Planeterrium.

Peeping Tom Fish

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think it loves us."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Just water for me, please."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"