Aquarium Adviser Gifts

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Lap fish..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Just water for me, please."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'So what have you been up to?'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"We'll go out for a quiet candlelight dinner, slowdance on the beach to the music of Barry White, then make love in a warm, cozy bed!"

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"