Aquarium Caretaker Gifts

Bottled Air

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Lap fish..."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'Where did the little bird go?'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Welcome to Landworld.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Help!'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

Zombie Fish

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'