Aquarium Employee Gifts

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

Zombie Fish

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

Marine Pollution

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Shark Chum

Common Dolphin

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."