Aquarium Employee T-Shirts

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Welcome to Landworld.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

Shark Chum

Common Dolphin

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

Zombie Fish

Marine Pollution

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Killer whale with dead trainer

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'