Aquarium Manager T-Shirts

'Great idea, Pete!'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

City Zoo. Fish and Chimps. We combined the aquarium and the ape house.

'Face it - we can't run this place on our own.'

'Well it's a gray area. Yes we don't mention that the tanks are electrified but we do have a sign warning brats against touching them.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Welcome to Landworld.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

Common Dolphin

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

Marine Pollution

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"