Aquarium Caretaker T-Shirts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Lap fish..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Help!'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Zombie Fish

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."