Aquarium Analyst T-Shirts

"I have a fear of tartar sauce."

"For immediate release: no more thinking outside the bowl."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Lap fish..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat and fishing instruction

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'