Aquarium Analyst Pillows

"I have a fear of tartar sauce."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Just water for me, please."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'So what have you been up to?'

Cat and fishing instruction

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"