Aquarium Specialist Pillows

"And this is my natural environment tank."

"Vous n'en auriez pas un autre moins bruyant?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'He's coming back, Bob! Abort mission! Repeat! Abort mission!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Lap fish..."

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A Preschool of Fish

"I don't do windows."

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."