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"And this is my natural environment tank."

"Vous n'en auriez pas un autre moins bruyant?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'He's coming back, Bob! Abort mission! Repeat! Abort mission!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Lap fish..."

"Have you been upsetting the dog again, Leo?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.